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Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Speed

Happily speeding along on a highway, a man suddenly noticed a police car flashing its lights at him from behind. Seeing the distance between them, he thought he could make a run for it.

After a long & exciting car chase reminiscent of the OJ derby, he finally gave up and sat in his car as the officer lumbered up to his car.

"Name & registration number. Do you have any idea how fast you were going? And what's with the big idea trying to out-run us?"

The man looked up and said, "Well, you see, Officer ... last month my wife ran off with a police officer."

"I'm sorry to hear that but what does this have to do with you speeding?"

"I thought it was him trying to return her to me."

The officer let him go.

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