Trumped Carded

Old Donald might be in a wee bit of trouble.

Over a 17-year-old filly.

Not like that, you pervs. Or maybe like that ...

Anyway, he apparently hired an underaged model to walk around nekkid spilling his liquid fire. 

At a 944 magazine, official lifestyle magazine of the 2008 Arizona Bowl Host Committee, event to promote Trump Super Premium Vodka, a 17-year-old Chanell Elaine Hallett was walking around in just body paint, serving and drinking vodka.

The aptly named youngster was identified as under-aged by her driver's licence and probably lack of wrinkles under the body paint.

And no, there are no pictures of that here, you pedos.