There are days I really feel good about my self. Not today as I am sick as a dog. If the dog had asthma, bronchitis and the voice of Rod Stewart.
Well, until I saw this photo of Solange Knowles.
And suddenly I felt marginally better.
Who the hell let her out of the house looking like that? Beyonce, did you do that? Why you be hating like that? Tina, you designed that dress, didn't you? How many times must I tell you to get some Barbie dolls and stop inflicting your daughters with your fashion mishaps?
The girl is 22 and she looks like a 32-year-old, failed showgirl from Vegas. Or a Miss Clueless beauty pageant.
Come on! It's even worse as her elder sister actually looks classy and fresh next to her while she looks like a hot, tranny mess.
That orange rosette explosion of putridness should be ejected into space. Except alien invasion will definitely happen light years from now when they mistake that for a hostile attack.
For the love of all that's holy, someone give that girl a makeover!
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