
There are days I really feel good about my self. Not today as I am sick as a dog. If the dog had asthma, bronchitis and the voice of Rod Stewart.
Monday, June 30, 2008
Solange S'Orange
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Social Viagra Treads Stepford Footprint
What next? A pill for the terminally stupid to give them some semblance of cognitive thought? I bet that would sell like hot cakes.
Shyness drug could boost confidence
A drug that combats shyness and social awkwardness, dubbed "social Viagra", could be developed after scientists investigated a hormone released by new mothers.
Scientists in the US found that oxytocin, a natural hormone that assists childbirth and helps mothers bond with newborn babies, helps reduce anxiety and calm phobias.
There are also signs it may help people with autism.
Teams in the US, Europe and Asia are now racing to commercialise a drug based on the hormone, which can be produced synthetically.
Paul Zak, a professor of neuroscience at California's Claremont Graduate University, who has tested the hormone on hundreds of patients, said: "Tests have shown that oxytocin reduces anxiety levels in users. It is a hormone that facilitates social contact between people. What's more, it is a very safe product that does not have any side effects and is not addictive."
The research has been backed up by studies in other countries.
Researchers at Zurich University in Switzerland were able to ease symptoms of extreme shyness in 120 patients by giving them oxytocin hormone treatment half an hour before they encountered an awkward situation.
A spray of the hormone has also been successfully trialled at the University of New South Wales.
Millions of people in the UK suffer from shyness, and one-in-10 people say it seriously affects their daily life. Some resort to drink or illegal drugs to help overcome their awkwardness.
As well as being released by mothers after childbirth, the hormone is believed to make people more generous. Research shows that the higher the natural level of oxytocin people have in their brain, the more likely they are to give money to charity and act kindly towards strangers. It has also been shown to increase the level of monogamy in rodents.
There is speculation that oxytocin might be able to help new mothers who have trouble bonding with their babies or orphans whose mental scars from neglect make it hard for them to love adoptive parents.
It could have other commercial benefits. For instance, it could be sprayed in restaurants to put diners at ease, or be used as an alternative to tear gas to calm rioters.
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Yohji Bear

There is hope for all hobos. This man is apparently a model. Not just a model. A haute couture runway show model for Yohji Yamamoto's latest Paris menswear collection.
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Milk of Dignity
Feminists everywhere are probably going to lynch me for saying this but ... what bollocks.
06/25/2008 03:26 PM
THE POLITICS OF BREAST-FEEDING
Italian Mothers Hold Mass Public Nursing
Whether it's dealing with the squeamish people or oglers, women often feel uncomfortable about breast-feeding in public. This week, a group of 100 women in Rome held a nurse-in to protest what they see as Italy's unfair stigmatization of women who nurse on the street.
"People still give a start when they see a woman breast-feeding," Grazia Passeri, president of Salvamamme (Save Mothers), told the Italian news agency ANSA, "but they have to learn that a breast is not just a sexy object." Passeri's organization promotes mothers' rights and is currently running a campaign with the slogan, "I'll Nurse Where I Feel Like It."
Pointing out the irony that Italian television is full of lightly or un-clad women, Passeri added: "It's ridiculous that showgirls can show their (breasts) but mothers can't."
One of the participants in Tuesday's mass-nursing, told ANSA that, when she breast-feeds in public: "They give me evil looks, but I do it anyway."
Although the World Health Organization has labeled breast-feeding "the ideal way of providing young infants with the nutrients they need for healthy growth and development," many societies still feel squeamish about seeing women breast-feed in public.
In England, for example, breast-feeding in public can still be punished under public order laws and laws of public decency. That will soon be changing, though, as the government hopes to push through new laws by the end of the year.
"We intend to make clear in the equality bill that it's not acceptable for women who are breast-feeding their babies to be shooed out of restaurants, public galleries and other public places," Harriet Harman, the leader of the House of Commons, told MPs last Thursday, according to the Guardian.
A similar nurse-in was held in November 2006, when women gathered to nurse in public at 31 airports throughout the United States to protest after a flight attendant kicked a passenger off a plane for breast-feeding her daughter.
Source: http://www.spiegel.de/international/zeitgeist/0,1518,561978,00.html
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Sunday, June 29, 2008
Brazilian Waxing Unlyrical

This is bloody cruel, I say. It's not enough that women typically suffer from extreme anxiety over the state of their bodies when they have to put on their bathers ... they had to start attacking a leggy 5ft 11 Victoria Secret model for being fat.
Karolina Kurkova was recently attacked by the Brazilian press for having "back fat, love handles and cellulite on her butt". They were apparently "horrified" when the 24-year-old strutted the runway at a recent Cia Maritima show looking "uncharacteristically chubby".
Yo. Get a grip. If that is chubby I would hate to hear what they call Britney Spears.
OK, so Kurkova is not looking as fit and toned as she used to, which is rather unfortunate for someone at her age. But by no means is she chubby.
And don't forget the camera piles on weight on most women. I look like a chubby chipmunk on film when I weigh almost the same as one. Which is why I try to avoid cameras.
I reckon Kurkova has just been laying off the exercise the last couple of months and forgot to spray before going out on the runway.
Still, as one of the highest paid models in the industry who allegedly earns $5 million annually with her famous body, she does have a responsibility to keep it in top shape during a swimwear runway show.
From a business point of view, it is not her weight that is the problem. But when the media and public get hung up on her alleged weight and no one remembers the swimwear line, it is clear than that she has failed in her job.
Note to self: Hit gym before wearing bikini when in Brazil.
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Small Balls, Big Faux Pas
And people wonder why I am nervous about speaking Chinese or Korean.
Most of my language skills are self-taught. Learnt laboriously through a bizarre combination of comics, kungfu movies, books, dictionaries and friends.
As such, it means my pronunciation is highly dubious and my comprehension severely suspect.
Thus, I try not to massacre the languages unless forced to. I've seen and heard too many horror stories of people committing major faux pas with the best intentions.
Like the recent one I heard.
I was speaking with a young Chinese lady who is living in Korea. Her Korean is probably worse than mine which made her recounting of this story doubly funny.
When we were introduced, the hostess mistakenly introduced her to me as Korean so I immediately greeted her in Korean and did the formal introduction of my name. To which she started and, thinking I was Korean, she hesitantly returned the greeting in even more mangled Korean than mine.
When we realised we were both not Korean (no! really?!!), it was with much relieved laughter and embarrassment. Then I tried to speak Chinese, which sent us both into another level of hilarity.
Finally, out of pity, she asked that I speak in English. I was pathetically grateful.
We started chatting about the Korean culture and language and she told me the story of how her American boss bollocked up his first big presentation to a large local client.
According to her, he went into the boardroom and greeted them by something she verbalised as "chanmaneul". I have never heard this before and the closest I can think of is "cheukamaneul" which is, probably, totally the wrong spelling but essentially means "wait a minute" or "wait".
However, she informed me that it was a major boo boo by her boss as it means "You have small balls". Or so she was told by her Korean colleagues.
It did not help that the clients were all Koreans. And males.
Although I have not, as yet, insulted anyone's private parts unintentionally in a foreign language, I have had my share of language faux pas.
Like when I asked "whose flying brother's boat and ship" was about when someone was talking about an email in Chinese. And accidentally frightened someone to death when I told him "I love" ("sarang") him because he was interesting when I meant to refer to "people" ("sarahm") as interesting, in Korean. And I inadvertently called someone a biatch when I meant to say she was crazy in Thai. Not that that made much of a difference, really, as she incidentally happened to be both.
It makes me highly nervous using my uncertain language skills but I reckon if you do not practise it, you will lose it.
So till I tell someone, unintentionally, his balls are small, I shall continue to blunder my way through.
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Monday, June 23, 2008
You've Been Served
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High Rising G-String of Death

It's finally happened. G-strings can maim.
No, not because they will floss in unmentionable places and cause further expansions of certain body cavities as accused by some naysayers.
But because they can blind you.
Victoria's Secret is out. They are actually terrorists from the underbelly of society. A Los Angeles victim, (yes, a woman) is suing the bottoms peddlers of injuring her eye with their G-string.
No, no ... they did not flash her. Or rather a metallic piece from the G-string caused her life to flash before her eyes momentarily. Apparently, a decorative metal bit from the Victoria's Secret "low-rise v-string" propelled itself off the garment and went for her eye.
This vicious attack on Macrida Patterson, 52, happened last May.
The "Sexy Little Thing" (no, not Ms Patterson ... I think) touted by Victoria Secret as "Easy. Breezy. It's the natural choice", lived up to its breezy claim by flying in the face of the wearer. The victim filed a product liability lawsuit against the knickers knock-outs, which did not claim any monetary damages but insisted that a "design problem" in the thong caused damage to her cornea.
This, in turn, caused Ms Patterson to miss a few days of work, which will now be affecting her for "the rest of her life".
I think the last may be a bit of a thin line of contention.
Strangely, Patterson refused Victoria's Secret's lawyers' requests to examine the alleged faulty garment. I am sure they meant to examine it while she was not in them, which makes her skew-eyed coyness a bit suspect.
Perhaps Patterson should look on the bright side of things. She wanted no visible panty lines. Well, no vision may be the solution. Perhaps VS was trying out a new strategy ...
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Sunday, June 22, 2008
Korean Engrish
Buying T-shirts in Asia can be rather entertaining. You see a nice one that is well-constructed and tailored (read: makes you look hot) and then you read the words in the front. Or back, sometimes.
Walk feild. See drims. Happy together.
Here we go loop de joop.
Cat happy. Miuow.
Say what? Er, pass ...
I suppose it's similar to seeing some white dude with a huge tattoo on his arm. It's a Chinese character and you can tell he thinks it's bitchin'. Except the words says Happy. If it was read in reverse image. It's the wrong way round, mate.
So it was with some amusement that I received an email of the new promotional poster of a rather famous singer (sic) in Korea, with the unfortunate name of Li Hyori, who has launched her latest album.
It is even more ironic as the warbler has a rather risque image (well, for Koreans anyway) and everyone who can speak English in Korea is sniggering at it.
I rid poster. Laugh small big. Now and just now.
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Friday, June 13, 2008
Surmount on the Mounds

This woman, aka Maxi Mounds, just entered the Guinness World Records. No guesses what for.
Her measurements are 36MMM and weigh 9 kg on each side. The rest of her details are mounted on her comp card.
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Thursday, May 22, 2008
Gambian Gay Beheading
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Tuesday, May 20, 2008
Karma, Karma, Karma Itsutra

Some really cool visuals from Jialat.com today. I found the IT Karma Sutra totally hilarious. Oh, the memories it brings back.
Japanese Deploy Pussy Power

Alright, this is just too funny. I could not, just could not resist.
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Sunday, May 18, 2008
Bottoms Get a Spanking with Hanes Ads
I've been out of advertising for a while now but I am sure things do not change that much. So out of residual legacy interest, I found this article by IndieQuill extremely intriguing.




Which means it could perhaps escape the notice of Hanes headquarters. Thus, they could enter the 3 contentious ads in the advertising awards and pull them off circulation immediately.

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Australian a la Generous
I love eateries in Asia. They not only offer fabulous varieties of exquisite food but also loads of meal-time entertainment.

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