I think Dolly Parton should have consulted Aretha Franklin before she ended up in bed for 6-8 weeks.
The woman has to be twice the size of Miz Parton and she's still mobile.
How this is achieved has been the source of much fervent discussion and study and scholars over at Holy Candy have finally found the mother lode.
It's all in the construction. It has been discovered that the Queen of Soul has devoted herself to the betterment of mankind. Casting aside her own musical career, Ms Franklin has allowed herself to be the cast for a new anti-gravity device. Higgs Bosom, I mean Boson, particle research has benefited from Her Highness' largess in lending her body to science.
And here is the structural blueprint of the new anti-gravity device.
RESPECT, Your Majesty.
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