Friday, March 21, 2008

You Da Man!

This song was actually sent to me by my ex-CEO after he played it for us during a stressful meeting. It cracked me up so badly I kept it in my playlist even after all these years.

Brilliant lyrics. Even funnier if you hear the song.

The Man Song

(He's the man, He's the man)

I don't take no crap from anyone else ... but you,
I wear the pants around here 
When I'm finished with your laundry,
Cause I'm a guy you don't wanna fight,
When I say jump you say, "Yeah Right!"
I'm the man of this house 
Until you get home

(He's the man, He's the man)

What I say goes around here ... right out the window,
And I don't want to hear alot of whining 
So I'll shut up,
The sooner you learn who's boss around here
The sooner you can give me my orders dear,
Cause I'm head huncho around here but it's all in my heeeeaaaadddd!!

(He's the man, He's the man)

And I can have sax any time ... that you want,
Cause I'm a man who has needs 
But they're not that important,
And don't expect any flowers from me 
Cause if I'm not mistaken you prefer ... jewlery,
I'm the king of my castle when you're not around,

(He's the man, He's the man)

And I'll drink and watch sports 
Whenever I want to get in trouble,
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready, 
To sleep on the couch,
Cause a MAN's gotta do what a MAN's gotta do,
and I'm gonna do what you tell me to,
Because I'm top dog around here but I've been neutered!!

(He's the man, He's the man)

You da man!