Cheers

At a conference for the international breweries, the presidents of Carlsberg, Heineken, and Budweiser just so happened to be sitting at the bar after dinner.

Being professional and all, they greeted each other. The Budweiser Prez said, "Give me a Bud, my good man!' He then toasted the other two, took a big gulp & happily burped that it was the best god-damn beer in the world.

The Heineken Prez immediately ordered a Heineken, took a gulp and sighed happily that it is the nectar of the gods.

The Carlsberg Prez looked at them & asked the bartender to give him a Coke.

Surprised the other two jokingly asked him why he did not order his own beer.

He said, "Well, I did not want to be rude since you guys weren't drinking beer."