I can totally understand this father's shocked concern when his son came home to show him this:
I pretty much had the same reaction as his teacher.
I haven't had time to do an in-depth interview with him, but we did discuss it briefly and I'm happy and relieved to report the two sentences are not dependent on each other.
He wrote sentence #1 because I'm "nice".
He wrote sentence #2 because I'm "mostly white. And a little apricot."
He then confirmed that these were completely separate thoughts, and that he does not like me BECAUSE I'm mostly white or even a little apricot.
As far as the drawing goes, it's not even of me, it's of him looking at a boat. Which is bullshit, given that I was the star of both sentences.
It's fine, at least I have my new hip-hop name: Li'l Apricot.
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