My Daily Prayer - God Bless The Scientologists

As I lay me down to rest ... oh, wait, wrong prayer ...

Dear Lord, I swear I meant to let my Cruise Commentaries rest once and for all but I don't know, I just don't know. 

Our Father who art in Heaven
Hubbard be thy name
Thy KSW come, thy Tom be done
On Earth as it is in Heaven
Give us this day our daily LRH
Forgive us our out-ethics, as we forgive those who spectate against us
Do not bring us to the PTS
But deliver us from SPs
For thine is the Scientology, the power, and the glory for ever and ever
Amen

On that note ...

I have decided I love Scientologists. Thank you, thank you for the sheer joy of your existence!! You light up my life, you give me dope to carry on ... 

I found the video & a brilliant newscast from those wonderful peeps in Australia who have exhibited wonderful powers of editing to make an already funny video downright evil.

As I speed by the accident .. I slow down only to take down the licence plate number so I can buy the lottery with the number. Because I have to rush to the hot dog stand because I am not in the playing pitch and the arena is crowded. I will also endeavour to spectate without letting him (the Cruiser) see my eyes as the poor man cannot even go on vacation. Bless.

Yes, Mr Cruise, you do need help.

To revel in the words of Tom Cruise, visit http://gawker.com/5002269/the-cruise-indoctrination-video-scientology-tried-to-suppress and over at Crazy Days & Nights is a newscast that is so masterfully edited that it totally slayed me.